Hey @taylorswift it’s my best friend and my 22nd birthday!! We are spending our day clearing out our college apartment (bc of corona). Just wanted to let you know that the tradition of dancing to 22 on your 22nd lives on, even in quarantine :))
just a reminder to my new followers that if were ever able to cross the explanatory gap and share our color perception qualia with each other, proving finally that we all do see colors differently, my red is real as shit and youve been seeing crap fake red. so come to terms with your shit fake red while it lasts
being a genzennial is like. you remember the recession but you still have to occasionally google things like “who is bernie madoff” because you were busy watching drake & josh when all that went down
I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone
Tom Riddle: *straight up murdered someone*
Dumbledore: *keeps an annoyingly close eye on*
hagrid got expelled for keeping one (1) spider under his bed
Hagrid got expelled because his spider was blamed for one (1) murder
Hagrid got expelled because he was half giant and they found a convenient excuse.
